Ulysses Essay 13 (21:21)
Chapter 1 (Telemachus) No. 13
“My twelfth rib is gone”
Mulligan, undressed to his underpants before diving into the
water, palpates his side under his flapping shirt and announces, “My twelfth
rib is gone. I’m the Uebermensch.” Gifford explains that Mulligan is
referring to Nietzsche’s Zarathrusta who asserts that “the most contemptible
thing…is the last man.” By Mulligan’s rather contorted reckoning, if
this assertion is correct, it follows that since Adam who ostensibly lacks a
twelfth rib was the first man, he was therefore an uebermensch, and
consequently Mulligan (who, like Adam, “lacks a twelfth rib”) must also be an
uebermensch, i.e., a superman. Actually we all have two twelfth ribs (along
with the two similarly foreshortened eleventh ribs) which are part and parcel
of the thoracic ribcage, but since they are not connected to the sternum, they are
termed “floating ribs.” What a fatuous narcissist Mulligan is.
In the wake of the biblical story that God created Eve from
Adam’s rib while “the first man” slept, a widespread folk belief grew up asserting
that women have one rib less than men, which is of course patently untrue. However,
a completely different anatomical take on the whole story is propagated in a Midrashic
legend, composed perhaps in order to reconcile the two contradictory biblical descriptions
of the creation of woman (Genesis 2:7 and 2:21, and see Telemachus Note 8 on “women’s unclean
loins”). Basing itself on the fact that the Hebrew word for “rib” (“tsela”)
can also mean “side” (as in the description of the architecture of the tabernacle
in Exodus 26:26 where the phrase “tsela ha’mishkan” means “side of the tabernacle”),
the Midrash, in a rather unusually egalitarian mode, asserts
that Adam and Eve were created as one being side by side (like Siamese twins)
and that the operation performed by God while Adam slept was a surgical
separation of the two (let’s not get into the absence of any mention of Eve
being anesthetized but as the feminists famously aver, human history and
mythology deal almost exclusively with the doings of men). Still, the Midrashic
theory could explain why Adam, on beholding Eve, says, “Now this is bone of my
bone and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called Woman (Hebrew: ‘Ishah’)
because she was taken out of Man (Hebrew: ‘Ish’)” (Genesis 2:24). Not
just bone, but flesh as well.
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